Ok, so this is the only blog I can post in where I think I won't be found out too easily.

We went to the most Wisconsin Redneck Baby Shower/Welcome to the World party ever on Saturday. First of all it was invite by word of mouth/email and it was held at a night club inside of a bowling alley and advertised as free food, beer, and bowling :) All of Appleton is smoke free, but this bowling alley was in Menasha ... so smokey/loud bowling alley + baby! Nice! Anyways, we made an appearance and Jacob bowled a game and it definitely was the oddest baby shower/welcome to the world party (the baby is a month old) I've ever been to. The grandpa is hanging out bowling with all his racing buddies and dropping the f bomb every other word ... I'm not a prude so much as there were lots of little kids running around and I would hate to hear fuck come out of a 4 year olds mouth. Although, these kids are probably the kind that tried beer before juice ... The food was from subway and a cheese tray of course :) They kept the baby in the bar area where there was less smoke and a little less noise, but too funny ... it was a beautiful day outside and we're in a bowling alley for a baby shower!

Anyways, thought you girls would get a kick out of this and hopefully I can remain somewhat anonymous in this post.